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Default Weight Loss Program - 10-18-2007, 10:13 AM

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."Without a second
thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing,
he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me".Well, he's out the door after her
like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.Much to his delight on the fifth day
when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as
promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program."Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years."The next day there's a knock at the
door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that
reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."He lost 63 pounds that week.


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Default 11-29-2007, 12:53 AM

Where do you get these mac. Thats a good one.


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