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Default Liquor cycles - 11-30-2010, 09:55 AM

Guy rides his scooter to the bar. There he meets a Lady and buys her a few drinks.
The night winds down and closing is near. He asked the Lady if she is interested in a night cap at his place.
She thanks him and says she really likes him but tonight might not be the best time due to her being on her minstrel cycle.
He says ďthatís OK Iím on my scooter you can just follow me homeĒ.


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Default 11-30-2010, 10:26 AM

LOL! Pretty funny!


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Default 11-30-2010, 12:54 PM

It got a chuckle
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Default 11-30-2010, 09:55 PM

Nice
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