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Default Old Couple.... - 03-29-2010, 02:42 PM




A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just cant take that chance!"

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Default 03-29-2010, 05:07 PM

That's too funny !!!
But I totally understand
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Default 03-29-2010, 11:36 PM

oy yoy yoy, unreal!

i was reading and was saying to myself "what is going on?" then it is so funny when i got to the end. good one rick


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Default 03-30-2010, 08:10 AM

that was pretty good.


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Default 06-07-2010, 08:15 PM

al gore and his wife got divorced recently. they wisened up late in the game, eh?


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