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Default The Sensitive Man... - 04-16-2010, 08:06 AM

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange themand she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side,
but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:








'Help yourself to any prize

from the middle shelf'
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Default 04-16-2010, 08:25 AM

ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Default 04-16-2010, 10:26 AM

thats is awesome.


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