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Default 04-26-2007, 03:52 PM

I have plenty of bad/wierd sex stories. Does that count. none I wanna tell you guys about. You will have nitemares and shun me forever.
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Default 05-10-2007, 08:44 PM

I always keep my sex life private... but since this is the internet ... haha..

sorry if im graphic...

Back in highschool i liked this girl and i invited this girl over to my house and she said no but wanted me to go to hers. We went to her house and she started giving me head. all of a sudden she stops and her mom is coming up the stairs. she gets up and RUNS downstairs and i'm left with a giant boner in my pants (i was wearing shorts) and her mom started starring at me. Her daughter (the girl) was like shouting "mom we were just studying!" lol. Her mom asked me like a million questions and like wouldnt let me leave. When i tried leaving, the girl didnt even look at me and lead me out her house. So i got lost and ran into her dad.

That was my worst experience.
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Default 06-04-2007, 12:14 PM

I got one.

One night in college me and my three roomates all came home with girls. I guess it was one of those nights when the stars align. So the next morning, after the subsequent rush of embarassed and unsatisfied women out of the apartment, three of us are all sitting around the living room laughing talking shit and what not, and the fourth roomate comes out of his room, lights up a cigarette and sits down to join the talk. We all sit there staring for about 5 minutes then just continue the conversation. We didn't tell him his goatie was crusted with dried period blood until we were all in the middle of the university's caffeteria to grab breakfast. His reaction was priceless. And he never did the damn dishes so screw him.


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Default 06-04-2007, 02:20 PM

he earned his red wings hahaha thats just gross...
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Default 06-27-2007, 07:12 PM

the worst sexual experience would be.. finding out the girl youre with is a man.. unless youre into that type of thing.
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Default 07-03-2007, 03:47 PM

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I got one.

One night in college me and my three roomates all came home with girls. I guess it was one of those nights when the stars align. So the next morning, after the subsequent rush of embarassed and unsatisfied women out of the apartment, three of us are all sitting around the living room laughing talking shit and what not, and the fourth roomate comes out of his room, lights up a cigarette and sits down to join the talk. We all sit there staring for about 5 minutes then just continue the conversation. We didn't tell him his goatie was crusted with dried period blood until we were all in the middle of the university's caffeteria to grab breakfast. His reaction was priceless. And he never did the damn dishes so screw him.
oh my fucking god, that is great. college is by far the best time ever, and the shitty pranks you get to pull on people are great, luckily ive still got a few years left, so im only starting to hit my prime with pranks....
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Default 07-03-2007, 04:01 PM

OH man! That's good adrian! That reminded me of this:

There was a group of guys at the club and one in the bunch I didn't know well, but he was a friend of a friend and picked up a chick and left with her fairly early...he was drunk already too. Later that night he shows back up and as he was walking in the club, he's grinning all while sporting a light colored shirt with a smeared stripe that extended from his neck down to the bottom of the shirt. Classic stuff!
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Default 12-20-2007, 12:34 AM

two words....whiskey dick. only happened twice, but it sucked so bad!
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Default 12-20-2007, 05:40 PM

When I was learning how to safely pull out with a girl who has irregular periods...scary as shit
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Default 12-23-2007, 02:17 AM

awww man.... no such thing as safely pulling out, dude. Preejaculate generally contains sperm as well.
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Default 12-23-2007, 02:51 AM

Okay - my first semester at college, I had a two roomies. One of my roomies and I came home after work and crashed on or respective couches (we paid way less rent than our other roomie - who got the bedroom). Okay, I almost was asleep and I heard his door open and out comes this naked chick - no big deal. She went into the bathroom - I heard the water running and had to pee. Okay - she comes out and I go in after she was back in the bedroom. No prob so far... I was coming out of the bathroom when I see my roomie (the one that has the bedroom) coming out of the kitchen with the 2 pound tub of country crock butter - I ask him WTF are you doing with the butter (he was going back to the bedroom) he replies "Let's just say I wouldn't eat toast for brekfeast if I were you".
Needless to say, I didn't eat toast EVER again in that house!

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Default 01-08-2008, 01:51 AM

Well we trust BC to take care of preejaculate...we don't take chances with the whole kit n kaboodle though, if you will
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