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Default 09-17-2012, 12:29 PM

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wow in so late on this thread sorry guys!

so to sum up, i need to find a senior citizen? well there is a 93 year old woman down the street called deirdre. she cant stand up strait and shakes when she walks, pretty sure whatever i would do would kill her but is it worth a shot? i even have my lines:

roses are red, violets are blue, you smell like turkish delight, how would you like to bonk friday night?

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Default 09-17-2012, 05:34 PM

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You don't know life until youve slept with a women who can take her dentures out





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Default 09-17-2012, 05:59 PM

What's so weird about it? Guys & Gals all have a primal need to feel pleasure in this regard. Be it with you own hand or a device who gives a fuck? If you are lucky enough to find a sexual partner, then congrats but not everyone is so lucky....there are plenty of 40 or more year old virgins...who gives a fuck??


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Default 09-17-2012, 06:12 PM

he could be referring to me trying to seduce a 93 year old. dunno i could be wrong.
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Default 09-17-2012, 06:13 PM

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he could be referring to me trying to seduce a 93 year old. .
never thought id say that when i signed up to the forum!
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Default 09-17-2012, 06:37 PM

Even little old ladies need their world rocked. Hell, I'd have no issue in doing the following older ladies: Carroll Burnett, Vicki Lawrence, Tina Turner, Angela Landsbury, Betty White to name a few......


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Default 09-18-2012, 01:14 PM

"Older the bear, the sweeter the juice"
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Default 09-18-2012, 01:28 PM

Never heard of a gal being called a bear....

unless you're talking about you being an old bear.....

but that don't work...you still in your 20's right????

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