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Default An old girlfriend called from years back.... (funny) - 02-12-2013, 11:55 AM

A bit harsh...but funny!

*I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. *

*We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used
to enjoy together. *

*I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting and
maybe rekindling a little of that "old magic". *

*"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. *

*"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said. "I'm a bit
older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus, I don't
really have the energy I used to have." *

*She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". *

*"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few
inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!" *

*She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. *

*She teased me, saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and
she was sure I would still be a great lover. *

*Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" *


*So, I told her to fuck off... *


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I'm just going to ask it. Real story? or a believable joke? You've convinced me.
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I'm just going to ask it. Real story? or a believable joke? You've convinced me.
Not my story. I don't have extra inches or gray hair (white hair in my beard though).


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Default 02-12-2013, 12:18 PM

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Not my story. I don't have extra inches or gray hair (white hair in my beard though).
I was going to say, from you pictures and avatar you certainly don't look like you have extra inches.

You look better than me, and your twice my age!
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Default 02-18-2013, 10:29 AM

That's never happened to me, altho I'd have to skip to the chase and tell her what she'd be missing since I have less fat than I did a couple of years ago, and from the neck down I look younger than most guys half my age. Then I'd tell her how happily married I am and that if she was that interested she should have take advantage while I was young and didn't know anybetter. Then I'd hang up.


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