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Smile paddy - 12-12-2011, 08:51 PM

paddys wife had never had an orgasm so they go to the doctors, after tests the doctor suggests paddys wife may be over heating during sex, paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex,after 20 minutes of wafting still no orgasm, so his friend suggests a swap, ill fuck her and you waft the towel!! paddy agreess and within seconds paddys wife is screaming in pleasure and has the best orgasm ever! paddy turns to his friend slowly and says!
AND THAT MY FRIEND IS HOW YOU WAFT A FUCKING TOWEL!!!!!!!!!
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Default 12-12-2011, 11:33 PM

Omg that is facking hilarious
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Default 12-13-2011, 07:29 AM

hahaha!!!!!


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Default 12-13-2011, 03:45 PM

LMAO


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Default 12-13-2011, 03:55 PM

Good one.


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