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Default A GREAT solution to the TSA problem - 11-29-2010, 10:53 AM

Now this is what I call a reasonable solution!


A solution to full body scanners

I just love it when someone comes up with something really smart.


The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

ItĻs a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.

It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system. "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom


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I'm all in for this idea!
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Default 11-29-2010, 05:54 PM

I'm all in for it !!!
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Default 11-29-2010, 08:10 PM

im in for sure!


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Default 11-29-2010, 10:10 PM

I laughed so hard I was crying I'm putting this on facebook rick


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Default 11-30-2010, 12:50 PM

Fine by me! As long as they clean up that booth before I have to pass thru haha.
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Default 11-30-2010, 09:57 PM

Hilarious.
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Default 12-01-2010, 09:23 AM

They might want to have two so they can continue to run people through while they're cleaning the other one.
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Default 12-01-2010, 05:16 PM

Papaw is the man with the plan! haha.
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Default 12-01-2010, 05:51 PM

I'm just trying to keep the public effeciently herded toward the flight to see their loved ones or to keep our country rolling. Thats me, on the job getting it done.
Now if I can get this tail uh fuzzy, here we goooooooo. lol
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Default 05-31-2011, 03:21 PM

Sounds like a fair idea but the booth better be able to withstand a good blast...with enough explosives they could blow up half the airport..
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