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Default 08-21-2005, 12:30 PM

don't know if this has been posted before, but I haven't seen a thread to this effect yet, so I figured it would be fun. What is your WORST all time sexual experience ever (names are not necessary, of course). Either a funny story, or just someone that was awful in bed.

In university I once took a girl to bed, went to go down and had to recoil because of the bad smell. It was disgusting. Needless to say, we still started performing the act (any port in a storm), but the funny thing was she just lay very still and quiet without making a sound...it creeped me out. After a few minutes she actually piped up "can I get on top, I can't totally get into it this way". I was feeling like a little bit of a smartass at this point because she was awful and replied "You've been into it up until now?"

One quick right cross later and a hasty goodnight and my night was complete. In retrospect, not the best choice of words but when you're with a girl like that, you have to make things entertaining somehow.
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don't know if this has been posted before, but I haven't seen a thread to this effect yet, so I figured it would be fun. What is your WORST all time sexual experience ever (names are not necessary, of course). Either a funny story, or just someone that was awful in bed.

In university I once took a girl to bed, went to go down and had to recoil because of the bad smell. It was disgusting. Needless to say, we still started performing the act (any port in a storm), but the funny thing was she just lay very still and quiet without making a sound...it creeped me out. After a few minutes she actually piped up "can I get on top, I can't totally get into it this way". I was feeling like a little bit of a smartass at this point because she was awful and replied "You've been into it up until now?"

One quick right cross later and a hasty goodnight and my night was complete. In retrospect, not the best choice of words but when you're with a girl like that, you have to make things entertaining somehow.
Couldn't have been to entertaining if you didn't get a nut before that cross


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Default 10-25-2005, 07:09 AM

Worst...hmmm...well i havnt had many...but id have to say the 1st time was the worst...i dont like giving details...figured we'd put this thread back in action
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Worst...hmmm...well i havnt had many...but id have to say the 1st time was the worst...i dont like giving details...figured we'd put this thread back in action
Oh cmon bro do share I'd say my first was the worst. I was a virgin and so was she, but she didn't know much about feminine hygiene. When I went down to perform oral sex I got a wiff and almost lost my lunch.


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Default 11-21-2005, 05:45 PM

lol thats raw, dawg
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Default 11-26-2005, 02:11 PM

Right when my girlfrioend (now wife) and I were about to have sex for the first time, I got too scared and couldnt get it up. I was soooo embarresed and horny when she left. So I ended up just beating the meat when she left. ba-zing!
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LOL nismo. never had that problem
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lol beat the Red bacon of yours

maybe need some reps of standing up under pressure haha
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Default WORST EVER!!!!!!!!! - 01-09-2007, 08:48 PM

got drunk as hell one night and had a house full of chick's......
had 3 girl's laying all over me, they were lezbians, but wanted to give me a night to remeber, they all got naked and we were getten into it.
im sure you dudes no what whisky dick is. they laughed at me and went home, and never called me back,,,,,,,
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Default 01-11-2007, 08:43 AM

me and my ex got in a fight in the middle of sex and she ended up going home and i...well you know, I had to finish it off myself...
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What did you say to her? or what did she say to you? You know they say a chick cant lie if you ask her a question while shes having an orgasm. The only honesty time for women.
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Oh cmon bro do share I'd say my first was the worst. I was a virgin and so was she, but she didn't know much about feminine hygiene. When I went down to perform oral sex I got a wiff and almost lost my lunch.
aw thats for real holmes.
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When I nutted in this fat chick and she got pregnant. Well I'm a daddy now.
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Oh cmon bro do share I'd say my first was the worst. I was a virgin and so was she, but she didn't know much about feminine hygiene. When I went down to perform oral sex I got a wiff and almost lost my lunch.
lmao the more i read it the funnier it is, "sarah mcrottincroch" haha have u ever gone down since or are u scared for life. my worst was when i was 17, same sorta thing, i didnt go down cause it smelt south of cheese, so i just got down to business, just lay there like a starfish, silent, and the light was on to and she just stared at me. i hate silent sex. i started to really slam it to try and get a murmour out of it but nothing, so i up the anty and slam it as hard and fast as i can....... nothing, i thought about slapping her to get a "ooooooh" out of her. lol really terrible.when this thought crossed my mind i cracked up laughing and rolled of her, just layed there laughing, needless to say she slapped my and had her clothes where on and was out of my room in about 30seconds, after that i was haunted by that smell and i was scared for about a year.
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When I nutted in this fat chick and she got pregnant. Well I'm a daddy now.
hahahahah hahahha lmao that was quick. lol
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Default 04-25-2007, 10:25 AM

I don't think so. This is a funny thread . If it pertained to sexual health then maybe.


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What did you say to her? or what did she say to you? You know they say a chick cant lie if you ask her a question while shes having an orgasm. The only honesty time for women.
it was over dumb shit like are you picking me up from work tomorrow.. and i said no. haha
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it was over dumb shit like are you picking me up from work tomorrow.. and i said no. haha
who talks like that in the middle of sex? wtf???
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