View Full Version : I got hazed in the shower
tisom28
10-19-2004, 12:09 PM
OK, so I wasn't exactly "hazed", but I was tortured. I'm a JV football player, and our locker room is seperated from the varsity's locker room. Well, our locker room only has two showers, so you have to wait in a line for about 10 min. before you can get your shower. I was in a hurry, so I went over to the varsity locker room to get a shower. When I got in there, I heard a bunch of them saying, "Hey, it's Hallman's turn now." They had a devilish grin on their faces and said, OK, Hallman, you wanna be one of us, then you'll have to go through the same thing all of us went through. So one of them pulled a bouncy ball out of their pocket and started throwing it at me. They kept hitting me right on the butt cheek, and they were throwing it at like, 90 mph, and it hurt. I finally told them to stop. They agreed to stop doing THAT, but they weren't finished with me. Three people blocked the way out of the shower while another one got a 5 gallon bucket of ice. After about 30 seconds of fretting, (I knew what was about to happen b/c I overheard their plan) the guy finally came in there and poured the whole bucket on me. I rushed out of the building naked and they were all watching from inside and laughing. I turned around and there were about 10 really hot senior cheerleaders. I didn't mind at first, that was actually the only good part. But then they noticed my boner and started laughing. I was still kinda proud. Not every freshmen gets to be naked in front of senior girls. But then my coach came around the corner and told me to get the hell in the locker room and we were going to have a talk. While I was in there waiting, all the varsity players came in there and started popping me with their towels. I swear one time it felt like they busted one of my nuts wide open. Never in my life, have I ever screemed so loud.
But after I got out of the locker room, the senior girls that were giggling at me asked me if Iwould come to a weekly gathering that they have every weekend. Since then, I've been going to one of their houses every weekend, and am always the only guy there. We get naked every time and they touch me in places and they let me do the same thing. But they don't let me have sex with them. They say I'm not old enough. Dude, I'm totally glad I got hazed in the shower!!!
SwolePatrol
10-19-2004, 12:13 PM
sure buddy.
RoidRage
10-19-2004, 12:17 PM
sure buddy.
LOL
Redneck
10-19-2004, 12:22 PM
I am calling bullshit.
BenchPress
10-19-2004, 12:28 PM
I thought that was hilarious
P-Low
10-19-2004, 12:37 PM
hahah, this came STRAIGHT out of a movie
the part of the movie you forgot, is when the team makes fun of your small penis
RWright
10-19-2004, 12:57 PM
Haha... ya sure buddy they just magically take a 5 pou nd bucket of ice out of there locker...
Maltese
10-19-2004, 01:02 PM
Why did you have a boner
1. In the mens locker room ??
2. After being covered in cold water?
IkeDog
10-19-2004, 01:05 PM
fvcking hilarious bro, thep part about heading to the cheerleaders place sounds like bs, but hey i believe it just to make it seem funnier
RoaringMad Mac
08-13-2005, 12:01 AM
Sounds like the start of a Penthouse fourm letter.
JPwonder
08-24-2005, 02:24 PM
lets see, ur entire team is gay...why the hell did u have a boner...ur story about the girls is bullshit
JPwonder
08-24-2005, 02:25 PM
and why r u bragging to us about ur d!ck
RoaringMad Mac
08-25-2005, 06:39 PM
http://www.illpumpyouup.com/forum/smileys/smiley7.gif
antihero
08-26-2005, 11:11 AM
I am calling bullshit.
me too.....but it was an amusing read
RoaringMad Mac
08-27-2005, 12:09 AM
http://www.illpumpyouup.com/forum/smileys/smiley7.gif
What I stated before.
JPwonder
08-27-2005, 04:59 PM
lol, indeed it was a good read
LOL! Funny stuff...God that would be some good stuff if it really happened tho
Psyco_Demon
09-06-2005, 12:52 PM
Lol bullshit, but funny read.
RoaringMad Mac
09-28-2005, 05:25 AM
I see he has not came back. LOL
antihero
10-01-2005, 06:20 AM
I see he has not came back. LOL
hahhahahaha, he prolly knew he would get flamed for the storyhttp://www.illpumpyouup.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif
8pack
10-02-2005, 09:35 AM
man how funny, so the girls in your high school have orgies with kids old enough? :P
UGA MLB
02-22-2006, 05:35 PM
I'm still stuck on his having a boner in the GUYS shower!!! Ol' boy is kinda fruity i'd say!!!! LOLhttp://www.illpumpyouup.com/forum/smileys/smiley5.gif
madman
03-10-2006, 04:49 PM
Similar story - except - er no hot chicks, and I wasn't naked outside - and I used a fire extinguisher for an equalizer - oh and one last difference - I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT SUSPENDED! Oh... and no boner either.... to angry at the time for all that mess (perhaps it was the abscence of the hot chicks....)
Idigress....
madmanEdited by: madman
antihero
03-10-2006, 05:25 PM
c'mon....you know you want to explain that story in great detail....
Similar story - except - er no hot chicks, and I wasn't naked outside - and I used a fire extinguisher for an equalizer - oh and one last difference - I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT SUSPENDED! Oh... and no boner either.... to angry at the time for all that mess (perhaps it was the abscence of the hot chicks....)
Idigress....
madman
RoaringMad Mac
03-11-2006, 08:10 PM
Holy shit I thought this thread died months ago. LOL
antihero
03-12-2006, 03:52 AM
it has been resurected for our viewing pleasure....lol
Holy shit I thought this thread died months ago. LOL
madman
03-13-2006, 11:06 PM
Hero,
I promise - this is one of those stories best left in the past - I shouldn't have even said anything in the first place. It had to do with the whole "seniors" pissed off at sophmores that made the varsity football team. Way too high school... way too many years ago.
madman
RoaringMad Mac
03-18-2006, 12:07 AM
Time for this to be locked.
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