I porked a 300 pound chick

[gomez37]

since im 350 i was like what the hell and let her and her monster hooters get on top. It sucks banging chicks in the dark but i cant let anyone see my stretch marks.
I met her at the casino last night. and no she is not sickening, she's hot as hell

[RoidRage]

Did it crush your pelvis?

[GeorgeK]

There is no such thing as a 300 lb hot as hell chic, sorry bro.

[POLK]

How come when I hear of two extremely obese people having sex makes me think of the mission impossible theme song?

[Spemic]

lucky you lived to tell the tale mate,id have tied a rope round my waist and the orher end to the door handle just incase

[IllPumpYouUp]

You are definately the HeavyWeight Champ in my book

[Psyco_Demon]

How come when I hear of two extremely obese people having sex makes me think of the mission impossible theme song?


Hahaha! http://www.illpumpyouup.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif

[RoaringMad Mac]

Hey big people need love too.

[shitstain]

There is no such thing as a 300 lb hot as hell chic, sorry bro.








Unless that beast was 7'9", I'm going to have to agree with you.

[RoaringMad Mac]

I'm sorry guys this is not the type of thread that should continue anymore. have a little respect for others.